Tuesday, December 29, 2009

LOVE - LIFE - STYLE


The end of the year is approaching, and what better way to end it than with some cute blog post on 2009 and all it entailed in the life of your favorite fairy!

I'm not too fond of New Year resolutions because frankly, I never stick to plan :\ But I did achieve something that I've wanted to do for a long time: Learned Japanese! :D

After taking Japanese 3 I feel somewhat secure that I won't die in the streets of Japan when I go with my fellow blogger Ky Kebero in a couple years hopefully. Yes, I can effectively beg for food in Japanese now! <3

The one problem that arose in our plans was the vegetarian deal-eeoh.... Japan practically has no vegetarians except for some Buddhist monks and Seventh Day Adventists. More importantly, however, Japanese culture finds refusing to eat meals that are offered to you very rude. So we concluded that we will take a break from our beloved vegetarian diets and eat whatever the Japanese offer us. Which I assume will be mostly fish, meat-wise. I think I will be vegan for 2 weeks to make up for it. I might have a problem eating the fish if it's just offered to me as whole fish. Like with the the head and eyes... ughh. Wish me luck when the day comes!

I would say the greatest achievement I have had this year is a lot of personal growth. It all began when I took my Life Management class back in February. It allowed me to think critically about my future and the person I want to become. I see myself today, and I am happy with who I have become. I'm still good old me, but a lot wiser I'd say. A lot of people helped me along the way, and I am thankful to them for that.

I will cherish a lot of memories I made this year. One that comes to mind is the first time I went to a PFLAG meeting. It was pretty much my first exposure to other gay people, and it was definitely a neat experience!

And how could I forget a bunch of my friends coming out to me! Like fabulous Andy! I told the story of how we both came out to each other on Yahoo Answers and it got voted as Best Answer cuz that's how cute it was!

Being bitten by a black widow and seeing my fabulous arm contracting involuntary was amazing! Coming back home pale as a zombie was a thrill! I wish everyone could experience it! I <3 Black Widows!

Becoming a vegetarian with Ky (formerly Simien Fox) was ever-so-life-changing! My family going organic and "flexitarian" was a very positive change also :)

And of course this year I started my blog!

I wish you all a happy 2010!!!

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

CLUBBING F'N SUX!


Clubbing is just another of Satan's tools to corrupt God's children and make them stray away from His Truth and Perfect Plan!

Need I say more?

Didn't think so.

My prude conservative Jesus-loving mind cannot register the fun in dry humping while shitfaced.

However, if by clubbing you mean being part of a club which, let's say, gets together to play Magic: The Gathering, then I'm all for it!

So hold your boners, America! And instead enrich and nourish your brain with the best clubbing alternative there is:




Magic: The FUCKING Gathering!!!

You think your boner iz hard, BITCH?!

Try pulling out a fucking combo defeating your multicolor aggro deck opponent in 3 turns! Now that shit is HARD!!

You bet your bleached ass this fairy is staying home, sitting in fucking dining room, having my mom bring me cookies (that's right mothafuckas!!!) and busting your ass old school!

You want a REAL throwdown, BITCH?! Then whip out ur cards instead of ur cock!!

TO BE CONTINUED

Sunday, December 13, 2009

CHRISTMAS TIME!


Oh I KNOW y'all's excited! This has always my favorite time of the year :) I love the lights, the music, the joy all around!! No, this is not some morbid and sarcastic post like 99% of my posts. Haha. I would like to take the opportunity to wish my 3 readers a Merry Christmas! And of course happy holidays to all the non-Christmas celebrating folks!

This year I was appointed with the honorable responsibility of getting gifts for my family. I already got that little bitch (aka my younger brother) a present. Then I spent $20 buying Magic: The Gathering cards. I believe this places me under the geek category! I'm also planning to buy my friends gifts! I am just oozing with generosity this year. I already got my fellow blogger Simien Fox some delightful vegan vitamins!

Here's a fun question! What does Christmas mean to you?

Answer below!

Next blog entry: CLUBBING!!!