CAN'T WAIT!

By now may have already guessed what my favorite class this semester is. Yup... Sex Class! I am THRILLED to inform y'all (and by y'all I mean the one fucking person that reads this shit) that the results of our 'sexperiment' will arrive tomorrow! I will finally find out if I'm the only homo in class, aside from Butch Lezzie Bean Girl. The we split into groups and answers some questions based on the different categories. I'm sure it will be a delightful experience!

Ughh.... I have this silly art assignment to do, and it's so damn silly I don't feel like doing it... even though it'll be midnight soon. Also, got two exams this week. Wish me luck bitches!

SEX CLASS!!

I am soooooooo sick of my "job." Just needed to get that out there. K Thx.

Yesterday in sex class we talked about love, intimacy, and relationships. It was very enlightening! One thing I love about that class is that it's not uber-heteronormative. In other words, it's very inclusive of LGBT people :) It's really good/healthy for me to have a place where I can feel good about myself and not be condemned to hell :D What can I say? I love college. It's so different from the shit I grew up learning. I honestly enjoy being in school more than being at home... and let's not even mention church (aka. bi-weekly torture sessions).

I'm supposed to fill out this survey about my sex history, due next Monday. Fortunately, it's anonymous :) So I won't feel too bad about the fact that I've NEVER EVEN BEEN KISSED... much less TOUCHED. *tears*
It also includes things like gender identity and sexual orientation... I wouldn't be surprised if I'm the only homo in there, haha. Actually, the was this butch gay girl... and I mean BUTCH. I confused her for a guy at first, and then thought she was transgender... I FEEL SO STOOPID. But yeah, our professor will gather all the data and show the class the statistics :D

I'll tell you guys how it all went!

'Til next time,
Peace!

Lakilester.

Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland Review

Alice in Wonderland is a movie I had been looking forward to since last year. I was even planning a Haunted Tea Party around March 5th with my friends before the movie premiere. As for the book, I have it but never read it unfortunately.

There was a lot of hype for this movie. Especially since Tim Burton directed it, and I love his films. So how was the film? Well, it was good. It enjoyed it for the most part... However, I am saddened by the fact that it certainly did not live up to my expectations. Wonderland didn't really seem very 'wonderful.' More like a dark wasteland with a couple of pretty castles. And to be honest, the film felt bland and unexciting. Helena Bonham Carter was very well cast as the Red Queen and I did enjoy her performance. Johnny Depp's Mad Hatter reminded me of Willie Wonka, and thus didn't really seem that new or exciting for me. The trailer gives off the impression that the film is grand and Wonderland expansive and mysterious, but it didn't really project the same way in the film.

I give the film a 78 out of 100. That's a C+. In conclusion, the film is fun at times, I liked the fantasy and recognizable Tim Burton elements, as well as having some colorful characters. This however, doesn't save the film from lack of excitement, blandness, and not living up to it's potential.

Peace!

ALICE IN WONDERLAND & RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE 2

So I'm gonna watch Alice in Wonderland with some dear friends of mine today. I was reading the reviews online and they were mixed. Some said it fell short of expectations, others that it was a great film. Then I see the comments of people on Facebook: good, amazing, lame.

Tonight we shall find out!

In other news: RuPaul's Drag Race 2 is fucking addictive as hell!! As of now I'm rooting for Tatiana. She's the most convincing I think, even though she can be a little bitch sometimes ( Like when she was being fierce with Jujubee - "Are you trying to be fierce with me, Ms. Tati?" LOL)
I also love Raven, who is supposed to be the "ice queen", cold and mysterious. Morgan annoys the shit out of me, aside from the fact that she is the scariest looking one. Also, Mystique is so negative at times... I don't blame her cuz she's the only plus sized girl in there. But still. Tyra annoys me too.

Ahem, anyway.... Stay tuned for my Alice in Wonderland review!!

Love,

Lakilester

TAKING A BREAK

How were your GAZILLION days without me? Unbearable of course! I chose to take a pretty long break from the blog in order to focus more on getting ready for school, etc. I started school, which may affect the blog positively or negatively... only time will tell. I'm just gonna give a small recap of my week so far. Monday began with Visual Arts class. Our professor is this TINY LITTLE WOMAN... And she is in her 20's so it felt like being taught about art by a fellow student. Once you see her teaching you can tell she is a SCIWATTOHG! "strong, confident, independent woman at the top of her game". Sorry, that's just one of my phrases. Brilliant isn't it?

Anyhow, I was searching the web today and I came........  across this WONDERFUL device called the Courier by Microsoft, which has now basically BRUTALLY KILLED the iPad.


http://www.engadget.com/2010/03/05/microsofts-courier-digital-journal-exclusive-pictures-and-de/


Imagine how DELIGHTFUL my blogs would look on that thing!! I'm sorry, I love Apple as much as the next guy, but this is GLORIOUS.

Instead of ranting about how I'm completely broke and will NEVER be able to afford this, I will end my blog right here. Catch ya later!