BIG BEAR SOUVENIR

If you've seen my Facebook then you know how I was in a pretty pathetic accident involving my face, a snow sled, and an approximately 60-70 foot high slope. Let's go back to the beginning of this story, I went to Big Bear with my beloved family and some family friends. We had not planned on staying, but the hour grew late and we decided we would stay. However, us idiots were not able to find a lodge since it was New Year's Day. So one of our family friends told us she knew a guy who lived in a nearby U.S. Marine recreation facility. So long story short... we ended up staying there. Some of us were pissed, and we basically slept on the floor in the guy's room. I couldn't sleep. It was literally freezing in there, and the floor hurts when ur paper thin like me. OMG and I don't know who it was but someone just kept farting over and over again... Damn! It sucked.

The next day we were gonna go to some fun snow recreation place but the Marine guy said the facility had hills that people could slide on, and that it was basically the same thing so why spend money. Umm... no. So we got our sleds and I ended up getting the shittiest one. It was fun at first. Then I saw Fernando sliding down this huge ass slope and I was like "I am NOT about to let this little bitch get away with that." I'm like that sometimes. I was thinking if he can do it, so can I. Thing is, he had this wonderful sled which allowed him to lay down on his belly, giving him more control of where he was going. I, on the other hand, had this stupid ass one that I had to lie on my back on, face up... not knowing where the fuck it was taking me. So I got brave and went to the very top of the hill... I don't know WHAT I was thinking. I get on the sled and it immediately shoots me down the hill at a frighteningly fast speed. I'm sliding down trying to see where it's taking me cuz I had no control of it. Then I see this ramp made up of hard snow and my sled flips horizontally so the side hits the ramp and I just fly off. I don't really know what happened after that but I hit my head on the thick ice about 3 or 4 times, hit my ribs, my thigh, and my knee... then the left side of my face just slid against the ice, cutting mostly my chin and my left earlobe. It hurt like a mother, but I survived so YAY!

So they were gonna call 911 but then I told them I was okay. And then this other Marine guy came and I swear to god he had the cutest baby face ever!! I was like WTF is he doing in the military! So he and my dad walked me back the to the lodge, and the guy put bandages on my face. It was MAGICAL <3

My parents want to go back there as a family so that I won't be stuck with a bad memory of the place... Fuck no, that night I was having nightmares about sliding down and DYING...

UGHH...