Sunday, January 17, 2010

I think I broke a rib...

I've been experiencing discomfort around my ribs. On my right side. Maybe I broke a rib. It's been like that ever since the Big Bear incident. But wouldn't I be in extreme pain? So maybe my muscles in that area were damaged. I should go to the doctor and get checked but, like most men, I am a stubborn fool who thinks it's nothing and doesn't mind dealing with a bit of discomfort for long periods of time. I haven't been to the doctor in about 5 years. Maybe 6. I think I should. But that pain is now only a small fraction of what it once was. I would call it just an annoying discomfort, not really pain.

Yesterday I hung out with my girls. One of them is biologically male but I still call him one of my girls. It was really fun. I have really good friends. I love them all very dearly. I was also really happy when my friend Samantha saw the gift I got her. It was a shirt from Harry Potter Puppet Pals featuring Severus Snape! And she loved it. I also got her a little purple candle cuz her favorite color is purple. I love the vegetarian cookbook she got me so I thought I'd get her something special too.

Today a girl at church told me and a couple of friends that she hated vegetarians and then my cousin told her I was one. I explained to her that not all vegetarians are elitist assholes who go around condemning ppl and thinking they're the shit (even though I am the shit). She told me I was the coolest vegetarian ever!

So that's life! I just felt like blogging at church since I really have nothing better to do in this place.

My dad said in sermon today that a lot of his family members wanted nothing to do with God, but God dealt with them and now they are devoted Christians. Pretty sad if you ask me. Maybe I'll end up like that too, who knows. But God better fuckin' do something miraculous if he or she is out there.

That's all for today, my loves!

Tah tah! Or however you fucking spell that fucking shit. Fuck.

3 comments:

  1. my vegan friend has made me meat to eat

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  2. you are sure right i love my snapey shirt! and the candle is burning as i type, it smells wonderful and yes is a lovely shade of purple!

    lol yeah friday was fun. dinner was the best part, winston with that bruschetta hahaha. sorry about the lame time at my messy house!

    and i LOVE your blog, just so you know! you write wonderfully and are so insightful!

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  3. Sam, you are now a potions master! I had a blast at ur house too! The tea was delightful and Taboo with you guys pretty much made my night! I'm very lucky to have a friend like you! Don't you ever change! :)

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